Corps of Engineers clarifies Watershed District’s authority on permits

The United States Army Corps of Engineers (USACE) Vicksburg, MS. regulatory division and permitting division gave a presentation to the Jackson Parish Watershed District (JPWD) at their regularly scheduled meeting held on March 17th. 

The purpose of this presentation was to clarify permitted activities and non-permitted activities on Caney Creek. It was concluded that the JPWD has no authority to issue permits for Sea Walls, Bulk Heads and boat launches on Caney Creek Reservoir. The board decided if a permit is required for these activities, the individual must contact the USACE for a permit and not the JPWD.

In corresponding action, it was agreed to allow any board member the authority to preapprove building permits and issue a building permit prior to a regular scheduled meeting as long as it meets all rules adopted after March 3rd, 2022, special called meeting.

The meeting began with public comments where Jack Laird voiced his complaint about leaf litter and limbs being disposed in Caney Lake. Board members in attendance Kent Hightower, Roy Barlow, Jerry Chestnut, Gary Joynor, Wes Harvey, Daniel Ponder and Jimmy Waggoner said they would look into this matter further. 


Jackson Parish Hospital offering 40% off balance on self-pay accounts

Owe over $100.00?
Jackson Parish Hospital is offering a tax season, 40% discount for paying on self-pay accounts before April 30th.

For example, if you owe $500.00 you would only have to pay $300.00 to clear your account.

To take advantage of this discount, please call 318-259-4435 to pay your balance in full.

JPH staff treated to special dinner

On Tuesday, March 22nd, the Jackson Parish Hospital staff enjoyed a meal of chicken or shrimp and crawfish etouffee prepared by guest chef, Joey Bergeron, Food Service Sales Manager for Tony Chachere’s! The food was absolutely delicious and very much enjoyed. This was Joey’s second time visiting Jackson Parish Hospital.


Losing streak reaches seven straight for Lady Wolves

It was the weekend that wasn’t for the Lady Wolves. Three games in the Quitman Tournament became three losses that extended the losing streak to three weeks. On Friday, Weston fell to Class 4A Evangel of Shreveport 16-11. Then on Saturday the Lady Wolves got hammered twice. First was a 16-1, 2 ½ inning loss to Class A Glenbrook out of Minden. This was followed by a 14-1 walloping from Winnfield.
Allowing big innings was the culprit in all three. Against Evangel the Lady Wolves gave up four or more three times in the last four innings. Glenbrook scored 10 and 6 in the first two with Winnfield posting an 8 spot in the second and five more in the fourth. Shoddy defense didn’t help matters either as Weston committed five errors in each of the three games.
Back on March 7th the Lady Wolves scored a season high 17 runs in their victory against Georgetown that gave Weston a 3-1 record. In the seven straight losses since Weston has scored just 18 runs total. Shoddy defense hasn’t helped matters either as Weston has now committed five errors or more in five straight games and a total of 33 in the seven defeats.
Winnfield 14 Weston 1: Three errors and a three run home run led to eight second inning runs for Winnfield that blew the game open. Conversely Weston didn’t get their first hit until the fourth inning when Emma Kate McBride scored the only run after slapping a double and being driven in by another double off the bat of Layken Roberts. Mary Catherine Hay got Weston’s only other hit. The victory improved Class AA Winnfield to 9-7 record. McBride took the loss for Weston, who fell to 3-8 on the season.
Weston    0 0 0 1 0 – 1 3 5
Winnfield 0 8 1 5 x – 14 8 0
WP – Davidson
LP – McBride (2-4)
2B – McBride, Roberts
RBI – Roberts
RS – McBride

Glenbrook 16 Weston 1: Jacie Ledford’s double scored Taylor Chatham, who had walked and stolen two bases to give Weston a brief one run lead. Then Glenbrook came to bat. Six hits and four walks later the game was basically over as Glenbrook sent 14 batters to the plate and scored 10 runs. The second inning wasn’t much better as Glenbrook batted around again and scored six more runs. Meanwhile Weston managed just two more hits. Chatham and Ledford hit back-to-back singles after Lexi Barmore and Josie Irvin reached on an error and a walk but no runs were scored as Weston had two runners called out running the bases.
Weston        1 0 0 – 1 3 5
Glenbrook 10 6 x – 16 10 1
WP – n/a
LP – Ferguson (1-3)
2B – Ledford
RBI – Leford
RS – Chatham
SB – Chatham 2

Evangel 16 Weston 11: The Lady Wolves opened tourney play by taking a 6-0 and 8-2 lead in the first two innings only to see Class 4A Evangel score 14 runs over the final four innings to take the 16-11 victory. The loss was especially disheartening as the Lady Wolves touched up Evangel pitching for 13 hits, their second highest total of the season, but stranded ten runners including leaving the bases loaded in the fifth and seventh innings.
Weston opened the game by sending 11 batters to the plate and tying their season high in runs scored in an inning. Lexi Barmore reached twice by coaxing a walk to start the inning and then later getting hit by a pitch. Mary Catherine Hay and Layken Roberts also drew free passes and Lainee Trosclair, Jacie Ledford and Betty McCarty hit singles. Emma Kate McBride also reached on an error.
Taylor Chatham, Ledford and Josie Irvin helped stretch the lead to 8-2 after two innings of play with back-to-back-to-back singles. The Lady Wolves continued to hit Evangel pitching over the next four innings but a double play and two runners getting thrown out on the base paths crushed any scoring opportunities. Weston broke out the big bats in the bottom of the seventh as McBride hit a triple and Barmore a double that sandwiched McCarty and Chatham’s third hit of the game each but the rally was too little, too late.
Evangel 0 2 0 5 4 1 4 – 16 14 4
Weston 6 2 0 0 0 0 3 – 11 13 5
WP – n/a
LP – Aldy
2B – Barmore
3B – McBride
RBI – McCarty 3, Barmore, Hay, Irvin, Chatham
RS – Chatham 2, Ledford 2, McBride 2, McCarty, Roberts, Hay, Trosclair, Barmore
SB – Hay, Ledford, McCarty

Lady Wolves fall to 0-2 in district play

Josie Irven slapped a pair of doubles and scored twice and Leila Roberts drove in two runs, but Choudrant rapped out 12 hits and took advantage of 7 walks and 5 Weston errors to win 12-5. The loss dropped the Lady Wolves to 3-5 on the season and 0-2 in district. Choudrant improved to 13-3 overall and secured second place in 2B play with a 2-1 record.
The Lady Aggies scored two in the second and four in the third to forge ahead 6-1 after 2 ½ inning. Weston clawed their way back to narrow the deficit to 6-4 after five but Choudrant scored two in the sixth inning and four more in the seventh to win going away.
The loss overshadowed Betty McCarty’s first two hits and run scored of the season. She also stole a base. Lexi Barmore scored twice, Taylor Chatham drove in a run and Jacie Ledford got a hit to round out the Wolves offensive effort. Penelope Ferguson was the losing pitcher.
Choudrant 0 2 4 0 0 2 4 – 12 12 4
Weston       0 1 2 0 1 1 0 – 5 6 5
WP -n/a
LP – Ferguson
2B – Irvin 2
RBI – Roberts 2, Chatham
RS – Irvin 2, Barmore 2, McCarty 1
SB – McCarty


Upcoming Schedule, records and rankings for local prep baseball/softball teams

 

District 1-2A Baseball

TEAMRANKOVERALLDISTRICT
Lakeside#1511-53-0
D’Arbonne Woods#297-113-0
North Caddo#327-80-3
Jonesboro-Hodge#392-80-3

District 2B Baseball

TEAMRANKOVERALLDISTRICT
Weston#111-30-0
Choudrant#513-50-0
Quitman#67-60-0
Simsboro#118-60-0

District 1B Baseball

TEAMRANKOVERALLDISTRICT
Doyline#155-62-0
Saline#194-40-1
Castor#230-90-1
Dodson#243-60-0

Upcoming games

March 28: Weston at Sterlington
March 29: JHHS vs Grace Christian, Saline vs Ringgold (DH), Quitman at North DeSoto
March 31: JHHS at North Caddo (D), Weston at Castor, Quitman vs North Webster
April 1: JHHS vs North Caddo (D) (DH), Quitman at Airline, Saline vs Lakeview
April 2: Quitman at Sterlington

District 1-2A Softball

TEAMRANKOVERALLDISTRICT
D’Arbonne Woods#207-90-0
Lakeside#264-100-0
North Caddo#281-130-0
Jonesboro-Hodge#380-90-0

District 2B Softball

TEAMRANKOVERALL DISTRICT
Quitman#417-53-0 (Champion)
Choudrant#1016-42-1
Simsboro#207-140-2
Weston#233-80-2

District 1B Softball

TEAMRANKOVERALLDISTRICT
Doyline#99-42-0
Saline#177-121-1
Castor#244-100-0
Dodson#270-30-2

Upcoming games:

March 28: JHHS at Dodson, Quitman vs North Webster
March 29: JHHS vs D’Arbonne Woods (D), Saline at Simsboro, Weston vs Union Parish
March 30: JHHS vs Calvin, Saline at Castor (D), Weston at Simsboro (D)
March 31; JHHS at North Caddo (D)
April 1: Quitman at Jena
April 2: Saline at Red River


Jennifer Teat Bourgeois authors best-selling book

If you know former Jonesboro resident and Jonesboro-Hodge High School graduate, Jennifer Teat Bourgeios, you know her to be many things. The daughter of Jo Ann and retired Judge, Jimmy Teat, is a Doctor, Pharmacist, Dietician, Entrepreneur and a Mom.

She is also now a best-selling author.

On March 22nd, Bourgeois, who now lives in Dallas, TX, announced the exciting news through a touching and inspirational post on her Facebook page as follows:

It’s through God’s grace we are empowered to go beyond our natural ability.I’m a best-selling author!

An absolute dream come true, but, if I’m being honest, an opportunity I never thought I’d have. I’m the girl who google searches how to correctly use words in sentences. I feel quite certain God put me on this Earth to do many things, but none of those things were writing. Have you ever put a period where God put a comma?! (No pun intended)

He always has the last word, and that’s no different with my journey.

He gave me a story and a message of good news! There’s an opportunity for true holistic wellness through Functional Medicine. I used it to transform my health and am on a mission to help others do the same through a science meets soul approach.

What an honor to join so many incredible Functional Medicine Practitioners in the STORRIE Institute’s Functional Medicine Revolution.

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Library Board meets Monday, March 28th

The Jackson Parish Library Board will meet on Monday, March 28th at 4:30pm in the McBride Room of the Jonesboro Branch, located at 614 South Polk Avenue. This is a rescheduled meeting of the originally planned session that was to be held on March 21st but cancelled due to a required quorum of members unable to attend.

Highlighting the agenda is the introduction of Resolution of Respect in loving memory of Mrs. Carolyn Crawley, who served on the Library Board up until the last month of her life. 

Additional agenda items other than the adoption of February financials and stats include:

Consider and approve change order for Chatham renovations
Consider and approve E-Rate technology proposal from Dempsey Business Systems
Review and adopt budget adjustments needed for change order and new technology
Review and approve final disposition of media box
Update on current projects
2021 Audit Fieldwork is scheduled for April 11th – 14th
Set date for next scheduled meeting as Monday, April 18, 2022 

In accordance with the Americans with Disabilities Act, if you need special assistance, please contact Floyd Knox at (318) 259-5697.

Registration for Spring Art Classes 


THOUGHTS ON THE EFFECTS OF SPRING FLOODS

It’s late March, the jonquils are blooming and I saw dogwoods beginning to timidly show
the blossoms that will soon decorate the woods with a snowy white.

Our calendars just reminded us of the arrival of spring this past Sunday. Although my azaleas took a bit of a hit with the early March surprise snow event accompanied by temperatures
in the 20s, other flowering plants, such as forsythia, flowering quince and Lady Banks roses are already making a flowery showing around the area.

As I sit this morning at my computer, something else is going on that provides affirmation of the change in the seasons. I’m hoping a lightning bolt doesn’t zap our power and what I am writing so if you’re able to read this, you’ll know we made it through a powerful late March storm. Thunder, lightning and heavy down pours seem to be the ticket this morning letting me know that, yes, spring is here and with it comes spring storms.

I was reminded of two serious weather events that have taken place over the past few decades, spring floods that had an effect, if not directly on me, but did on family members.
In 1991, all we could do was stand by and watch as Lake D’Arbonne gobbled up scores
of lakeside homes, including that of my in-laws. After the rain stopped, I was able to take my
boat and paddle up to their house, look through the window at furniture floating in the five feet of water that swallowed their home. Thankfully, the in-laws had evacuated but their house was beyond repair and had to be rebuilt.

Then in 2016, another family member took a hit when flood waters caused Black/Clear Lake to rage wildly. My sister and her family live on a hill next to the lake and saw flood waters
slowly creep up the hill, stopping within inches of entering their home.

I remember talking to someone knowledgeable about the effect the 2016 flood would have on our fresh water fishery. I visited with Mike Wood, retired head of freshwater fisheries for the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries, and asked him if he thought the high water levels would kill that year’s spawn.

“The main effect of all this extra water will likely be a positive one,” Wood said. “Fish are used to water; that’s where they live. The high water is not nearly as big a problem for fish as it is for fishermen.”

“It’s tragic that so many people have had their homes and camps inundated by flood waters but a springtime flood can be a bonanza to the fishery,” he added. “Nobody wants fish to be swimming around on their flooded patio but where there is gravel and hard ground and the water stays up for a week or so, we could conceivably have what we call a ‘super spawn’. If so, you’ll see the positive effects a couple of years down the road.”

Wood said that not only does high water sometimes trigger an impressive spawn, water that is covering new ground flushes out insects – bugs, worms, spiders et al – that are inaccessible to fish under normal circumstances.

“The fish take advantage of this new food source and can really fatten up during times of high water,” Wood continued. 

Since a number of area lakes were affected by the floods, we wondered of Wood if he had a favorite lake to fish during times like we’re experiencing.

“Lake D’Arbonne, hands down,” he said. “There are thousands of big old slab crappie
just ready to move shallow to spawn. Another lake that is a good one is Poverty Point; this lake has been producing lots of three pound fish, but it’s a little crowded because the best fishing areas are fairly small.”

Hopefully, the thunder I’m listening to and the pounding rain outside my window won’t
create another 1991 or 2016 event and if it does, worrying about our fishery won’t top the list of concerns. In the back of our minds, however, is the assurance that the bass, crappie and bream will be just fine.

”Sam Dupree points at the high water mark in his yard during the 2016 flood.”

FISHING REPORT

CANEY LAKE – The crappie are starting to move up to spawn and some nice fish have been
caught using ultra-light tackle to cast shiners in and around the lily pads. Bass are starting to
move up as well but best fishing has been when they move back deeper and sinking jerk baits are picking up some fish. The chinquapins are starting to bite a bit but they’re in 10-20 foot water hitting crickets and red wigglers. No report on catfish. For information contact Hooks Marina at 249-2347, Terzia Tackle at 278-4498 or the Honey Hole Tackle Shop at 323-8707.
BLACK BAYOU – Fishing is slow. No report this week. Contact Honey Hole Tackle Shop 323-
8707 for latest information.
OUACHITA RIVER – The river is high and rising and water is cold. No fishing reports this week. For latest information, contact the Honey Hole Tackle Shop at 323-8707.
LAKE D’ARBONNE – The bass are in transition with some moving shallow and some still deep
in the channels. Crank baits and soft plastics are best bets. The crappie are also in and out with some moving in and others still holding back. Some have also been caught below the spillway in the bayou. Shiners and jigs are both working. Bream have not started yet but catfish are still biting cold worms fished off the banks. For latest reports, call Anderson’s Sport Center at 368-669 or Honey Hole Tackle Shop at 323-8707.
LAKE CLAIBORNE – Crappie fishing has been good on shiners and jigs with some still hanging out in deep water out from the dam while some are starting to move into shallow
spawning grounds. Best fishing has been at night fishing shiners around the lighted piers. Bass are starting to move more shallow with best catches made on spinners and plastic lizards in fairly shallow water. A few stripers have been caught in deep water on shad imitations. No report on catfish or bream. For latest information, call Misty at Kel’s Cove at 331-2730 or Terzia Tackle at 278-4498.
LAKE POVERTY POINT – Catfishing has been good on cold worms. Crappie fishing has
improved this week around the boat slips with a couple near 3 pounds reported. No report on bass or bream. For latest reports, call Poverty Point Marina at 318/878-0101.
LAKE ST. JOHN – The water is back to pool stage and bass are good on jigs and soft plastics.
Crappie fishing is fair while catfishing is good. For information, call Ken Mahoney at 318-201-
3821.
LAKE YUCATAN – The water is high and over the roads with a slow fall expected. Still too
high for fishing. For information, call Surplus City Landing at 318/467-2259.


Local high school anglers hold top two spots in NELAHS series

Local prep fishermen hold down the top two spots in the chase for “Angler of the Year” honors after completion of the Northeast Louisiana High School Angler tournament held at Lake Claiborne on Saturday, March 19th.

After five events and with one more to go, Gage Struben and Hagen Carter are on top of the leaderboard among northeast Louisiana prep anglers with 455.35 points. Landin Chatham and Taylor Chatham are next with 439.64 points. To date tournaments have been held twice on the Ouachita River, Lake D’Arbonne and Lake Claiborne. The final tourney will take place at Caney Lake. 

Cameron and Christian Trichel took top honors at Lake Claiborne with five fish weighing 18.82 pounds, including the big bass that top the scales at 8.18 pounds. Struben and Carter came in second with Maddox Williams and Eddie Hyatt Jr. taking third. 

NELAHS Angler of the Year Standings.

NELAHS Lake Claiborne Tournament Standings

First Place
Second Place

Sometimes You Have to Back Up and Punt

In a football game, you have four downs to make a first down. If you fail at getting a first down after three attempts, you have three choices: go for it, kick a field goal if it’s within your kicker’s range, or punt. Now most coaches choose the latter, depending on their field position. Bass fishing is like football in that it’s all about the decisions you make and when. Today let’s look at why these two sports are so similar.

A couple of weeks ago I was fishing at Toledo Bend with little to no success. It was too early for fish to be on beds and spawning, but there were a few buck bass (males) roaming around the shallows looking for a place to start preparing a bed for their chosen female. I tried all the typical baits an angler should throw this time of year, but I had zero bass to show for my effort. I threw the standard rattle-in-style baits like the SPRO Aruku shad, I slowly rolled a spinnerbait, drug a Carolina-rig off the points, and threw a crankbait as well. Nothing, no bites whatsoever, so I sat down and decided it was time to back up and punt by taking a totally different approach from a bait and technique standpoint.

Turns out this was the U-Haul move of the day, as I tied on a Reaction Innovations bait known as the “Sweet Beaver.” This bait falls into the category of what anglers call a “creature bait.” Over the years, this bait has proven itself to be one of the best lures an angler can tie on, as it has won its fair share of tournaments. Again, I tried every type of moving bait known to man with no results. So, I decided to slow down and try pitching or flipping brush tops and laydowns (basically wood). The results were immediate as I boated several fish which were holding mostly on brush piles.

Now this is not unusual for bass, especially during cold snaps, but I did let the bass tell me what and how they wanted a bait. The bass told me in no uncertain way (no bites) that they were not in the mood to chase a lure. They wanted a bait that was slow and dropped on their nose. My best 5 bass that day would have pushed the scales to around 15 pounds. Point being, that due to my desire to back up and punt, it made me adjust my approach and do something that the bass really wanted. So, the next time you’re struggling to get a bite, back up and punt, and try a totally different approach and you just might find the magic to make a bass bite. Till next time, good luck, good fishing and don’t forget to set the hook!

Steve Graf
Gamakatsu Hooks/SPRO Pro Staff


Arrest Reports (March 17-27)


Tabitha Ford (Jonesboro, LA) – Theft
Adam Gray (Dodson, LA) – Unauthorized use of a vehicle
Lewis D. Bradford (Jonesboro, LA) – Execution of Sentence Warrant
Marsha H. Allen (Dodson, LA) – DWI (1st offense), Careless Operation
Cesaria Davis (Jonesboro, LA) – Aggravated Battery with a dangerous weapon, Execution of Sentence Warrant
Dexstinei Snell (Jonesboro, LA) – Theft ($100.00 – $750.00), Simple Criminal Damage
Derwin Bradford (Jonesboro, LA) – Simple Battery, Simple Criminal Damage to Property
Cameron James (Chatham, LA) – Reckless Operation, Simple Criminal Damage to Property

This information has been provided by a law enforcement agency as public information. Persons named or shown in photographs or video as suspects in a criminal investigation, or arrested and charged with a crime, have not been convicted of any criminal offense and are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Public Notices

Utilities, Inc. of Louisiana Spillway Water Supply is currently in violation of the maximum contaminant level (MCL) for total trihalomethanes and haloacetic acids as set forth by the State [Part XII of the Louisiana State Sanitary Code (LAC 51:Xll)] and the Federal Primary Drinking Water Regulations (40 CFR Part 141).

The United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Louisiana Department of Health and Hospitals (LDHH) set drinking water standards and requires the disinfection of drinking water. Where disinfection is used in the treatment of drinking water, disinfectants combine with naturally occurring organic and inorganic matter present in water to form chemicals called disinfection byproducts (DBPs). EPA and LDHH set standards for controlling the levels of disinfectants and DBPs in drinking water, including trihalomethanes (THMs) and haloacetic acid (HAAs). Some people who drink water containing THMs in excess of the MCL over many years may experience problems with their liver, kidneys, or central nervous system, and may have an increased risk of getting cancer. Some people who drink water containing HAA5s in excess of the MCL over many years may have an increased risk of getting cancer.

In December 1998, EPA set enforceable drinking water standards for TTHMs at 80 parts per billion (ppb) and for HAA5 at 60 parts per billion (ppb) to reduce the risk of cancer or other adverse health effects. Compliance with the TTHMs and HAA5 standards for public water systems servicing less than 10,000 individuals initially became effective and enforceable on January 1, 2004. Compliance with the TTHMs standard is determine by calculating a locational running annual average (LRRA) of quarterly TTHMs sample results. Compliance calculations performed for the first quarter of 2022 show that the system’s current TTHMs LRAAs are 90 ppb at sample location DBP02 – 133 Suanna Road and 93 ppb at DBP03- 211 Spruce Drive. Thus, the system is currently in violation of TTHMs standards.

UIL has begun construction to assist in reducing TTHM concentration. Unfortunately, due to shipping delays, the equipment ordered has not arrived. Upon delivery, UIL plans to complete the installation of the spray atomizer. UIL has kept LDH informed of our progress.

Please share this information with all the other people who drink this water, especially those who may not have received this notice directly (for example, people in apartments, nursing homes, schools, and businesses). You can do this by posting this notice in a public place or distributing copies by hand or mail. If you have any questions, contact the UIL Compliance Administrator, Vicki Spence at 985-893-6646 – Opt. 2.

This is not an emergency. If it had been, you would have been notified immediately. EPA and LDH do not consider this violation to have any serious adverse health effects on human health as a result of short-term exposure; however, continued long-term exposure to TTHMs and HAA5 levels above the standard (e.g., 20 years of exposure) has the potential to have serious adverse effects on human health.

Utilities, Inc. of Louisiana Paradise Point Water Supply is currently in violation of the maximum contaminant level (MCL) for total trihalomethanes and haloacetic acids as set forth by the State [Part XII of the Louisiana State Sanitary Code (LAC 51:Xll)] and the Federal Primary Drinking Water Regulations (40 CFR Part 141).

The United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Louisiana Department of Health and Hospitals (LDHH) set drinking water standards and requires the disinfection of drinking water. Where disinfection is used in the treatment of drinking water, disinfectants combine with naturally occurring organic and inorganic matter present in water to form chemicals called disinfection byproducts (DBPs). EPA and LDHH set standards for controlling the levels of disinfectants and DBPs in drinking water, including trihalomethanes (THMs) and haloacetic acid (HAAs). Some people who drink water containing THMs in excess of the MCL over many years may experience problems with their liver, kidneys, or central nervous system, and may have an increased risk of getting cancer. Some people who drink water containing HAA5s in excess of the MCL over many years may have an increased risk of getting cancer.

In December 1998, EPA set enforceable drinking water standards for TTHMs at 80 parts per billion (ppb) and for HAA5 at 60 parts per billion (ppb) to reduce the risk of cancer or other adverse health effects. Compliance with the TTHMs and HAA5 standards for public water systems servicing less than 10,000 individuals initially became effective and enforceable on January 1, 2004. Compliance with the TTHMs standard is determine by calculating a locational running annual average (LRRA) of quarterly TTHMs sample results. Compliance calculations performed for the first quarter of 2022 show that the system’s current TTHMs LRAAs are 95 ppb at sample location DBP01 – 119 Eden Drive. Thus, the system is currently in violation of TTHMs standards.

After relocating the flush valve, the TTHMs levels have decreased. UIL plans to install an additional flush valve to assist in the reduction of TTHMs levels. UIL will continue to monitor and has kept LDH informed of our progress

Please share this information with all the other people who drink this water, especially those who may not have received this notice directly (for example, people in apartments, nursing homes, schools, and businesses). You can do this by posting this notice in a public place or distributing copies by hand or mail. If you have any questions, contact the UIL Compliance Administrator at 985-893-6646 – Opt. 2.

This is not an emergency. If it had been, you would have been notified immediately. EPA and LDH do not consider this violation to have any serious adverse health effects on human health as a result of short-term exposure; however, continued long-term exposure to TTHMs and HAA5 levels above the standard (e.g., 20 years of exposure) has the potential to have serious adverse effects on human health.

Utilities, Inc. of Louisiana Paradise Point Water Supply is currently in violation of the maximum contaminant level (MCL) for total trihalomethanes and haloacetic acids as set forth by the State [Part XII of the Louisiana State Sanitary Code (LAC 51:Xll)] and the Federal Primary Drinking Water Regulations (40 CFR Part 141).

The United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Louisiana Department of Health and Hospitals (LDHH) set drinking water standards and requires the disinfection of drinking water. Where disinfection is used in the treatment of drinking water, disinfectants combine with naturally occurring organic and inorganic matter present in water to form chemicals called disinfection byproducts (DBPs). EPA and LDHH set standards for controlling the levels of disinfectants and DBPs in drinking water, including trihalomethanes (THMs) and haloacetic acid (HAAs). Some people who drink water containing THMs in excess of the MCL over many years may experience problems with their liver, kidneys, or central nervous system, and may have an increased risk of getting cancer. Some people who drink water containing HAA5s in excess of the MCL over many years may have an increased risk of getting cancer.

In December 1998, EPA set enforceable drinking water standards for TTHMs at 80 parts per billion (ppb) and for HAA5 at 60 parts per billion (ppb) to reduce the risk of cancer or other adverse health effects. Compliance with the TTHMs and HAA5 standards for public water systems servicing less than 10,000 individuals initially became effective and enforceable on January 1, 2004. Compliance with the TTHMs standard is determine by calculating a locational running annual average (LRRA) of quarterly TTHMs sample results. Compliance calculations performed for the first quarter of 2022 show that the system’s current TTHMs LRAAs are 95 ppb at sample location DBP01 – 119 Eden Drive. Thus, the system is currently in violation of TTHMs standards.

After relocating the flush valve, the TTHMs levels have decreased. UIL plans to install an additional flush valve to assist in the reduction of TTHMs levels. UIL will continue to monitor and has kept LDH informed of our progress

Please share this information with all the other people who drink this water, especially those who may not have received this notice directly (for example, people in apartments, nursing homes, schools, and businesses). You can do this by posting this notice in a public place or distributing copies by hand or mail. If you have any questions, contact the UIL Compliance Administrator at 985-893-6646 – Opt. 2.

This is not an emergency. If it had been, you would have been notified immediately. EPA and LDH do not consider this violation to have any serious adverse health effects on human health as a result of short-term exposure; however, continued long-term exposure to TTHMs and HAA5 levels above the standard (e.g., 20 years of exposure) has the potential to have serious adverse effects on human health.

Jackson Parish Police Jury Meeting Minutes
Tuesday, March 15, 2022

The Jackson Parish Police Jury met in regular session on Tuesday, March 15, 2022, at 5:30 PM in the Dr. Charles H. Garrett Community Center, 182 Industrial Drive, Jonesboro, Louisiana. Members Present: Mr. Todd Culpepper, Ms. Amy Magee, Mr. John McCarty, Ms. Tarneshala Cowans, Ms. Regina Rowe, and Mr. Lynn Treadway. Absent: Mr. Lewis Chatham. Also present, Mr. Darrell Avery, Assistant D.A.
The President, Mr. Treadway, called the meeting to order. Ms. Magee gave the invocation and Mr. Culpepper led in the recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance.
The President opened the floor for public comments, and they were heard.
The President moved to the approval of minutes.
Motion Ms. Magee, seconded Ms. Cowans to adopt the minutes of the February 8th, February 18th, and February 28th Jury Meetings, monthly purchase orders, and the payment of all bills. Motion carried.
The President moved to Committee Reports.
Motion Ms. Rowe, seconded Ms. Magee to adopt the following minutes from the January 28
th Finance Committee meeting. Motion carried.
Finance Committee
January 28, 2022
The Finance Committee met Friday, January 28, 2022, at 11:00 AM in The Nathanial Zeno Jr. Meeting Room of the Jackson Parish Police Jury Administrative Building, 160 Industrial Drive, Jonesboro, Louisiana.
Members present: Mr. John McCarty and Ms. Regina Rowe. Absent: Mr. Lynn Treadway.
In the absence of the Chair, Ms. Rowe called the meeting to order. Mr. McCarty gave the invocation and Ms. Rowe led in the recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance.
There were no public comments.
The Secretary-Treasurer reviewed the month-to-date financials, purchase orders, and year-to-date budget.
The Committee reviewed the fund balances.
Motion Ms. Rowe, seconded Mr. McCarty to amend the agenda to include discussion and recommendation on an appropriation to the Sparta Groundwater Commission. Motion carried unanimously and the item
was added to the agenda as #6.
The Committee reviewed the request and the presented financials from the Jackson Parish Museum and Fine Arts Association. Ms. Barbara Johnson and Ms. Wilda Smith were invited to discuss.
Motion Mr. McCarty, seconded Ms. Rowe to recommend the Jury amend the budget to include an appropriation of $7,000 to fund the Jackson Parish Museum and Fine Arts Association. Motion carried.
The Committee reviewed the request from the Clerk of Court for additional shelving.
Motion Mr. McCarty, seconded Ms. Rowe to recommend the Jury amend the budget to purchase two shelving units for $740 for the Clerk of Court. Motion carried.The Committee reviewed the request to adopt an ordinance for credit card purchases and payments
processed by the Police Jury.
Motion Ms. Rowe, seconded Mr. McCarty to recommend the Jury authorize an ordinance establishing a
service charge (convenience fee) for credit card use. Motion carried.
The Committee reviewed the expiration dates for the Health Unit and Council on Aging property taxes.
Ms. Rowe requested communication with the Council on Aging to determine the date for the renewal election. No action was taken at this time.
Motion Ms. Rowe, seconded Mr. McCarty to recommend the Jury amend the budget to include an appropriation of $1,500 for the Sparta Groundwater Commission. Motion carried.
The date and time for the next Finance Committee was not set at this time.
Motion Mr. McCarty, seconded Ms. Rowe to adjourn. Motion carried.
Motion Ms. Rowe, seconded Ms. Cowans to grant an appropriation of $1,500 for the Sparta Groundwater Commission. Motion carried. Mr. Culpepper voted Nay
Motion Ms. Rowe, seconded Mr. Culpepper to grant an appropriation of $7,000 for the Jackson Parish Museum and Fine Arts Association. Motion carried.
Motion Ms. Rowe, seconded Ms. Magee to add the Health Unit tax renewal on the November 7, 2022 election. Motion carried.
The Jurors discussed tabling the Council on Aging tax renewal to the November 7, 2022 election. Motion Ms. Rowe, seconded Ms. Magee to table adding this to the November 7, 2022 election. Motion carried.
The President called for monthly management reports.
Mr. Jamie Holland, filling in for Jody Stuckey, Road Superintendent, presented the February 2022 Road report noting that $9,541.32 had been spent on emergency call-outs/off-schedule work.
Motion Ms. Magee, seconded Mr. Culpepper to accept the February 2022 emergency/off-schedule reports. Motion carried.
Mr. Robin Session, Solid Waste Superintendent, presented the February 2022 Solid Waste report.
The President moved on to Other Business.
Mr. Paul Riley, Riley Company of Louisiana, Inc. gave the February 2022 Engineering Report. He discussed the timelines for the 2022 Road Project.
Motion Ms. Magee, seconded Mr. Culpepper to put all roads recommended by the Road Committee on the Public Hearing List without a roll call vote. Motion carried. Ms. Rowe voted Nay.
Motion Ms. Magee, seconded Ms. Rowe to approve the request from the LSU Ag Center for use of the Community Center in accordance with the existing CEA. Motion carried.
Announcements included the 2021 Audit Fieldwork will be held April 11th – 14th.
The President opened the floor for Juror comments.
Motion Ms. Rowe, seconded Mr. McCarty to adjourn. Motion carried.

Jackson Parish Watershed District Meeting Minutes
March 17, 2022

Board Members Present: Mr. Kent Hightower, Mr. Roy Barlow, Mr. Jerry Chestnut, Mr. Gary Joynor, Mr. Wes Harvey, Mr. Daniel Ponder, Mr. Jimmy Waggoner

Meeting Called to Order by Mr. Hightower.
Invocation by Gary Joynor.
There were several people in attendance.
Public Comments:
Jack Laird voiced complaint about leaf litter and limbs being disposed in the Lake. Board said they would look into this matter further.
Motion by Mr. Joynor second by Mr. Harvey to approve minutes from February 17, 2022 meeting. Motion Carried.
Motion by Mr. Joynor second by Mr. Ponder to approve minutes from special called meeting March 3 rd 2022. Motion Carried
Motion by Mr. Barlow second by Mr. Harvey to pay all bills. Motion Carried.
Motion by Mr. Ponder second by Mr. Barlow to approve building permits for: Jack Laird, Jody Braud, Melissa Perry, Bruce Cardin, Byron Darthlon and Beth Perkins. Motion Carried.
United States Army Corps of Engineers (USACE) Vicksburg, MS. regulatory division and permitting division gave presentation. The purpose of this presentation was to clarify permitted activities and non permitted activities on Caney Creek. It was concluded in this meeting that JPWD has no authority to issue permits for Sea Walls, Bulk Heads and boat launches on Caney Creek Reservoir. The board decided if a permit is required for these activities, the individual must contact (USACE) for a permit and not JPWD. No Motion required since board had no authority to issue such permits.
Motion by Mr. Joynor second by Mr. Harvey to allow any board member the authority to preapprove building permits and issue a building permit prior to a regular scheduled meeting as long as it meets all rules adopted after March 3 rd , 2022 special called meeting.
President Hightower called for Roll Call vote on this motion. Mr. Joynor-Yea, Mr. Waggoner-Yea, Mr. Harvey-Yea, Mr. Chestnut-Yea, Mr. Barlow-Yea, Mr. Ponder-Yea. Motion carried.
Motion by Mr. Chestnut second by Mr. Waggoner to adjourn. Motion Carried.

 


Death Notices

Carl Heinz Peterson
April 3,1932 – March 26, 2022

carlCarl Heinz Petersen, Sr., or “Opa,” as he was known to his children, went to be with his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ in the early morning hours of Saturday, March 26, 2022. He was 89 years old and would have turned 90 on April 3rd.

Carl was born to Carl and Margarete Petersen on April 3, 1932, in Hattstedt, Germany. He was preceded in death by his wife of 65 years, Lena Powell Petersen; three brothers, Jens Petersen, Albert Petersen, and Johannes Petersen; and a daughter-in-law, Sonya Phillips Petersen. He is survived by his three sons, Carl Heinz Petersen, Jr. of Jonesboro, Louisiana; Forrest Petersen and wife Jo of Quitman, Louisiana; and Chris Petersen and fiance’ Celeste of Plano, Texas.

Opa had seven grandchildren: Casey Petersen and wife Michelle of Wake Forest, North Carolina; Isaiah Petersen and wife Amelia of Seattle, Washington; Jessica Fuller and husband Brandon of Monroe, Louisiana; Grace Jones and husband Jeremy of Alice, Texas; Sarah Self and husband Quentin of Renton, Washington; Samantha Mercer and husband Adam of Ruston, Louisiana; and Joanna Petersen of Shreveport, Louisiana.

Opa was also blessed with 10 great-grandchildren: Gracie, Adelae, Zeke, and Lyndee Petersen of Wake Forest, North Carolina; Sawyer and Lila Mercer of Ruston, Louisiana; Faith Mathisen and husband Wesley of Alice, Texas; and Elijah, Hope, and Noah Jones of Alice, Texas.

There will be a time of visitation for friends on Sunday, March 27, 2022 in the chapel of Southern-Edmonds Funeral Home from 3:00-5:00PM. The funeral service will be held at Sweetwater Baptist Church in Quitman, Louisiana on Monday, March 28, 2022 at 10:30AM. Bro. Randy Dark, pastor of McDonald Baptist Church in Jonesboro, will officiate. Burial will follow in the church cemetery under the direction of Southern-Edmonds Funeral Home.

Carl Petersen came to the United States in October of 1951 when he was 19 years old. His parents approved of his decision because, at the time, Russia was threatening to invade Germany, and they wanted him to take advantage of any opportunity for a better life. His father’s brother, Siegfried Petersen, owned a farm in Iowa and sponsored his passage to the U.S. At the time, Carl could not speak any English, so by December his uncle had him enrolled in a first-grade class at the local elementary school. He remained with the class until May of the next year.

At his uncle’s urging, a couple of years later, Carl signed up for military service and was drafted into the Army. After completing basic training, he was sent to Ft. Stewart, Georgia, and worked in the motor pool. He was then assigned to Special Services and began to drive servicemen to USO dances in Brunswick and Savannah. This is where he first noticed a pretty girl named Lena. They talked and danced and got along well. He was impressed that she had been to college, had a good job, and owned her own car. They began dating and went to many dances together. When Carl didn’t have access to a vehicle, he would hitchhike to Brunswick to see Lena.

Upon his discharge from the Army in April of 1955, Carl secured a job in Birmingham, Alabama, and he married Lena on June 5, 1955. Carl and Lena soon moved to Atlanta. He worked for several companies before being hired by Continental Can, where he worked for over 10 years while helping raise three sons. When the mill manager was transferred to Continental Can in Jonesboro, Louisiana, he asked Carl to come along as an electrical supervisor. Carl later became maintenance superintendent and worked for 25 years before retiring.

Carl and Lena renewed their love for dancing by becoming active in square dancing for many years. It was not unusual for them to attend a dance several nights a week. They also traveled to Germany as often as possible over the years to visit Carl’s family until declining health prevented them from doing so. Carl’s love of sweets was no secret. He believed there should always be a dessert in the house, ready to serve up and enjoy with a cup of coffee.

Opa strived to teach his family and those around him the value of hard work and the way to do a job the right way the first time. Above all, Opa’s life reflected his relationship with Jesus Christ, and he and Oma were in church as long as their bodies physically allowed.

Earlene Borland Chandler
April 25, 1930 – March 20, 2022

earleneMrs. Earlene Borland Chandler, age 91 of Haughton, has entered through the gates of heaven on March 20, 2022. Mrs. Chandler was born April 25, 1930 in Jonesboro, LA to the union of Claude Borland and Bertha Lee (Brown) Borland. She was a loving and caring wife, mother, grandmother and a friend who enjoyed her family and friends. Mrs. Chandler was an exceeding talented and devoted quilter spending hours of her time making beautiful quilts that she shared with family and friends. She also enjoyed, in earlier times, painting and decorating the bird houses that her late husband built. She had worked for the railroad in Hodge for several years prior to moving to the Haughton area where she worked at T G & Y for many years. She was a member of and attended Shady Grove Baptist Church of Bossier City and as long as she was able.

Those left to cherish her memory are her daughter, Ruby Lee (Chandler) Johnson and husband Dennis Edward Johnson; step-sons, Thomas E. “Tom” Chandler and wife Stephanie, Billy Glen Chandler; grandchildren, Victoria Elizabeth Johnson, Dianna Kristian Johnson, Shelley Chandler and Jennifer Chandler Richardson; sisters, Melba Shows, Evelyn Pepper, Raymond Borland; a host of nieces, nephews, other relatives and friends.

Preceding Mrs. Chandler in death are her husband, Thomas Edwin Chandler, Sr.; parents, Claude and Bertha Borland; brother, Elbert Borland.

Funeral services were held Friday, March 25th in the Southern-Edmonds Funeral Home chapel with Reverend Nick Sorrell officiating. Interment followed at Walnut Ridge Baptist Church Cemetery under the direction of Southern-Edmonds Funeral Home.


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2nd annual QHS Softball Tourney this weekend features 17 teams

One of the largest gatherings of prep softball teams in north Louisiana will take place this Friday and Saturday at the Jackson Parish Recreation Department Sports Complex as Quitman High will host their second annual softball tournament.

Schools ranging from Class 5A to Class C, including a #1 ranked, #2 ranked and three other schools ranked in the top ten of their respective classes are participating. The first pitch is slated for 3:30 pm on Friday, with games being played on fields 2, 3 and 4. Three more games take place at 5:30pm with three more following at 7:30 pm.

A single game will be played on Saturday at 9:30am with three games scheduled at 11:30am, 1:30pm, 3:30pm and 5:30pnm. A single final game at 7:30pm will conclude the 23 total games that will be played. 

Weston along with host Quitman will be in action on the following days and times.

Friday, March 25

Weston vs Evangel (5:30pm)
Quitman vs North Webster (5:30pm)
Quitman vs Caldwell (7:30pm)

Saturday, March 26th

Quitman vs Parkway (11:30am)
Weston vs Glenbrook (1:30pm)
Quitman vs Minden (5:30pm)

Additional prep action slated for Wednesday – Saturday

DATEHOME VISITORSPORTTIME
March 23Northwood-LeanJHHSSoftball4:30pm
ManyQuitmanBaseball4:00pm
March 24SalineNorthwood-ShreveSoftball4:30pm
River OaksWestonBaseball5:30pm
JHHSD’Arbonne Woods (D)Baseball6:00pm
March 25SalineChoudrantSoftball1:00pm
SalineRed River (DH)Baseball4:00pm
JHHSD’Arbonne Woods (DH) (D)Baseball5:00pm
DH – Double Header, D – District Game

Weston softball falls to Class 5A Captain Shreve

Penelope Ferguson pitched her best game of the year against Class 5A Captain Shreve allowing only six hits and two earned runs over seven innings of work. Unfortunately, the Lady Wolves made six errors in the field and struck out 16 times while managing only one hit in an 8-1 loss that dropped Weston to 3-4 on the year. Captain Shreve improved to 9-8 on the season. Jacie Ledford got the only hit and scored Weston’s lone run when she doubled in the second inning and scored on a sacrifice by Josie Irvin and an error. 

Saline tags out Montgomery 4-3

Saline tagged out two Montgomery runners at the plate trying to score for the second and third out in the seventh inning to hold on for a thrilling 4-3 victory. The win moved the Bobcats record to 4-3 while Class A Montgomery dropped to 4-7 on the year. 

Saline took the lead in the top of the first when Jacob Jones singled, stole second and scored on a Shaun Staggs base hit. Kenton Lee Crawford made it 2-1 in the second by coaxing a walk, stealing second and scoring on an error. After Montgomery took a 3-2 lead, Saline scored twice in the bottom of the 5th inning when Jones and Staggs both reached base and scored on an Ethan Roberts double. Staggs picked up the win with four inning of relief work.

 


Cowans track season off to good start at Louisiana-Lafayette


As a junior at Jonesboro-Hodge High School, Kaprecia “Shy” Cowans, became a force in track and field by winning individual state titles in the long jump and triple jump. In her senior season she won four, taking victories in the 100M, 200M, long jump and triple jump to lead JHHS to a Class AA state runner-up finish.

Now, in her junior year at the University of Louisiana-Lafayette, the dynamic daughter of Bi’Ketria’ Brown and Xavier Cowans is showing her rare versatility of being able to compete on the track and in the field on the collegiate level.

Cowans opened the 2022 outdoor track season by running the anchor leg on UL-L’s second place finishing 4×100 Meter relay team and earning a top ten finish in the long jump. She also came in 14th in the 100 Meter Dash after winning her heat race in the Louisiana Classics that was held on the campus of Louisiana-Lafayette this past Friday and Saturday.

On Tuesday, the Ragin Cajuns competed in the Clyde Littlefield Texas Relays on the campus of the University of Texas. Results will be posted as soon as they are available. Upcoming is the Battle on the Bayou that will be held at the LSU Bernie Moore Track on April 2nd.

Rick Rowe of KTBS-TV to do feature about Museum on April 11th


Where in the ArkLaTex is Rick Rowe? That is the feature that the popular anchor for KTBS – TV in Shreveport does each week and on April 11th the answer is he will be at the Jackson Parish Museum (JPM). The public is invited to attend the live broadcast that will promote the history of Jackson Parish and the additions that the JPM has incorporated over the past year. There will also be a recording of the event on the Rick Rowe Facebook page.

Museum Board President Barbara Johnson informed board members of the exciting news at the monthly meeting of the panel held on Monday, March 21st. In additional business the board acknowledged the Quitman High School Beta Club for volunteering to help clean the Museum and Johnson gave an update on the Police Jury agreeing to provide the Museum with a $7,000.00 appropriation.

Board member James Fitzpatrick stated that Woodman of the World Chapter 115 had voted to provide the museum a new vacuum cleaner after it was learned that a new, three -fold flyer about the museum had been produced and that quotes for landscaping work would be sought. The meeting closed after President Johnson informed the board of the time that volunteer Randy Layfield has spent and expressed her gratitude for his help.

Recreation Department offering Golf Clinic on March 26th

Need some help in curing that slice? How about some pointers in getting lined up right? Or maybe you are a beginner that needs to know some basics of the game? Then this Saturday, March 26th, you need to be at the Jackson Parish Recreation Department Golf Course from 9:00am – 12:00pm (noon) where you can receive instruction. 

Providing instruction will be recent LHSAA golf tourney winner, Eli Walker of Quitman. Cost of clinic is $20.00. Call the JP Golf Course at (318) 259-7247 for more information and to sign up.


JHHS’s Logan Smith recognized by Prep Baseball Report


Logan Smith, the versatile, sophomore catcher/outfielder at Jonesboro-Hodge High School was recognized by Prep Baseball Report for the big week, both at the plate and defensively in week four of the baseball season. Offensively, he collected six hits in nine at-bats, with two doubles, five runs batted in, and four runs scored. Smith also threw out the lone baserunner who attempted to steal a bag on him. On the season, he is hitting a blistering .750 with an .810 on-base percentage and a 1.062 slugging percentage.

Jackson Parish Bowhunters Club to hold 3D Archery Tourney March 26th


The Jackson Parish Bowhunters Club will host a 3D Archery Tournament on Saturday, March 26th at the Steven Morgan Archery Range located at the Jackson Parish Recreation Complex on 5254 Hwy 4, just east of Jonesboro. 

The entry fee for the tourney is $20.00 for adults and $15.00 for youth. There will be a casual start from 8:00 – 10:00am and a raffle for an Elite Embark Bow, donated by Superior Outdoors of Hodge will take place. Raffle ticket prices are $5.00 each. 

Results from 3D Benefit Tourney on February 26, 2022.

Senior Known 45 – Chad Dyess (1st Place)
Men’s Pin 45 – Richard Clark (1st Place)
Men’s Known 40 – Cody Williams (1st Place), Heath Hall (2nd Place), Lee Tipton (3rd Place)
Women’s Pin 30 – Jennifer Lasyone (1st Place), Cheyenne Allen (2nd Place), Courtney Whitehead (3rd Place)
Youth Open Boys – Luke Rowe (1st Place), Eli Rowe (2nd Place)
Youth Pin Boys – Benjamin McKinney (1st Place)
Youth Pin Girls – Anna Malsam (1st Place)
Junior Eagle – Kylee-Ann Allen (1st Place)
Long shot – Chad Dyess

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A wayward camel, the NCAA, and Dolly: Tupperware Tales, Chapter 5


Table scraps ….

From the “You Really Aren’t Having A Bad Day” Files: It’s been nearly two weeks since several news services reported that two men at a Tennessee farm were killed by a “rampaging camel.” The farm housed several kinds of animals and no reason was given for the camel’s rampage. The bottom line is that, if you get attacked by a camel, and in Tennessee of all places, it ain’t your day…

A baseball team I follow has some long bus trips so I suspected it would be thoughtful and different to get them some playing cards along with some silly things, games children play with like Etch-A-Sketches and a magnetic checker set and some Wooly Willy drawing games, the ones where you put the “magic wand” against the plastic and it pulls little slivers of iron where you want them to go so you decorate the face of Willy. And then I thought how that was the stupidest idea I’d ever had—and it’s a long line—because all these dudes do is play on their phones and listen to music. Would have been a great idea—in the mid-80s…

Can’t give you the link here ’cause we don’t want you jumping to another site BUT in honor of these first days of spring, take 30 seconds and find “Welcome, Sweet Springtime: The Andy Griffith Show” on YouTube or the site of your choice and listen to Barney, very flatly, usher in the new season. Good ol’ 14A in your songbook. Never gets old …

To paraphrase Kris Kristofferson, my NCAA Tournament Bracket woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold its head that it didn’t hurt. Over the span of 48 hours, from the Opening Round of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament through Saturday of the Second Round, my little black-and-blue bracket went from “tightness in the joints” to “full body cast.” …

BUT … to paraphrase singer-songwriter Travis Tritt, “Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares.” Because no one cares about your NCAA bracket. No one but you cares that you had Kentucky and flamed out on ascent or that you pulled a rabbit out of the hat and picked St. Peter’s. No one even cares if your bracket is leading in any of the groups you have joined, because everyone knew SOMEbody was going to win—somebody besides them. Nobody knows the trouble your bracket has seen—but no gives the slightest rat’s rip either. If it makes you feel any better, anything your bracket can do, mine can do worse. We might be enjoying the first days of spring, but it remains a cold, cold world. (Just ask anyone who’s been attacked by a camel, hard by the Tennessee River)…

Speaking of hoops, one good thing that’s come from the pandemic is that very few men’s basketball coaches wear coats and ties on the sidelines anymore. They dress down. They used to look like they were going to call time out, then take up offering. Most women’s coaches still dress up for games, but for them, dressing down is still dressing up when compared to guys. We like to think we’re dressed up if we have our shoes tied…

Country Music Hall of Famer and perpetual wonder woman Dolly Parton has teamed with bestselling author James Patterson to write a climbing-the-charts mystery, “Run, Rose, Run,” a novel about a young female singer with hopes to make it big, but a secret from her past might destroy her. I’m good as long as the secret isn’t that she killed Porter Wagoner…

For all you Bracket Folk, good luck this weekend in the Sweet 16 (and no, do NOT tell us who you’ve picked; it’ll save us both the embarrassment).

And, if at all possible, stay away from camels: any one of them might have picked Kentucky or Wisconsin to win it all and be in a surly mood.

Welcome, Sweet Springtime.

Contact Teddy at teddy@latech.edu

Lindsay Hall, JPH’s Computed Tomography Technologist, earns ARRT credentials

Congratulations to Lindsay Hall, Jackson Parish Hospital’s newest credentialed Computed Tomography (CT) technologist! Lindsay makes the fourth full-time CT credentialed technologist at Jackson Parish Hospital. Becoming credentialed in CT through ARRT (American Registry of Radiologic Technologists) is no easy task. Multiple exams must be completed along with learning the physics, instrumentation, and electrical current phases of the machine itself, along with the different protocols with the reconstruction of 3D imaging. When you have a credentialed ARRT technologist, you can be assured your technologist is knowledgeable in CT!